fifa-itus is the most common infection caught when the worlds most popular football game comes out every year. more common in the male species, it can be passed onto females should they be any good on an x-box or ps3 (other consoles are available)
i can't come into work today, i have fifa-itus
sex? not tonight love. i think my fifa-itus
is kicking in
i've caught fifa-itus
in my thumbs
That time of the academic year when every male doesn't show up for school/college due to the latest release of FIFA Football/Soccer game. The name originates from a mixture of FIFA (International Federation of Association Football) & 'itus' (a common ending to an illness).
Teacher: Why didn't you turn up for class?
Pupil: Sorry Miss, I had a terrible case of fifaitus.