Some sport no one really knows about! girls run around in skirts trying to not get caught with their fouls! so much fun! Lets you feel free, especially when you hit the ball for a hard shot to the goal!
Tegan's bomb at field hockey!
by this is just my sport April 02, 2004
the gayest sport to be invented. to be played with old men wearing kilts with no undergarments. also to flash another during play.
" i am scarred for life "
" i was forced top play field hockey and i was flashed by your dad"
" a man i'm sorry"
by google1234 November 15, 2008
Sadly its a group of girls who wish they were as badass as ice hockey (or the real hockey, I thought that I should specify to avoid confusion)players so they grab half a stick put on some preppy uniforms and run around in a field chasing butterflys. Then later say that its just as good if not better then hockey (ice). Which well everyone knows is just a joke (hahahalololololhaharofl).
Girl: Dude were you at the field hockey game last night we totally killed our rivals

Guy: No I went to the Hockey game

Girl: Yeah thats what I'm talking about the field hockey game

Guy: No Ice Hockey, the real hockey

Girl: Oh

Guy: Yeah it's so much better the players actually carry real sticks

Girl: but.... well.... umm... i guess your right

Guy: yeah I no I am, hey do you want to go to the dance with me?

Girl: Oh, um I'm a lesbian

Guy: Oh that sucks, but its kinda hot...

by Scottie the great March 07, 2009
a disgrace to hockey.its not real hockey like ice hockey or street hockey its a little girl sport that involves way too much running and is a waste of time.
"i have hockey practice today"
"field hockey doesnt count"
by hockeyyxx55 August 25, 2008
dyke sport; coached by lesbians who teach girls to be lesbians
"hey let me grab your ass and show you how to hit balls with sticks." "no i dont want to play field hockey cause i am not a lesbo."
by betch please February 09, 2008
A popular sport among many highschool and college lesbians.
"I didn't know Jenny was a dyke?"
"Yah, she plays field hockey"
by Brian the Definer November 12, 2006
A really funny joke that has become very popular of late. Not to be confused with an actual sport.

It's where girls wear skirts and chase around a small ball with wooden or composite sticks on a field, trying to hit it in the other team's goal. Strategically, it much resembles 1st grade soccer, often referred to as "herd-ball."

There are two types of girls who play: dykes, and dumb preppy girls who want to feel like they can be good at something and be productive, because they will invariably end up as housewives or trophy wives, with no sense of self-worth.
Lando: Hey, is that a gay pride parade?
Jim: No, man, that's the varsity field hockey team. They must have beaten the other 3 teams in the state and won state again.
Timmy: Oh look, there's the varsity field hockey team!
John: {insert demeaning, but true, joke/statement here}
by Saltybawls December 20, 2006
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