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food channel fidgets 

can be abbreviated to 'food fidgets'. Referring to the medical condition that arises when one is watching a cooking programs late at night, and is overcome by the insatiable urge to eat gourmet dishes.
Food fidgets can be left untreated, or may even be aggravated by going into the kitchen, and realizing that none of the food available could ever be as good.
"Oh man, you have to change the channel, any more Iron Chef and I'm going to have a raging case of food fidgets."

"I had to watch some CSI, the dead bodies my mind off my food channel fidgets."
food channel fidgets by p0tassium February 25, 2009

The Fidgets 

The fidgets is like, being nervous or getting the willies.

A sense of nervousness.
I don’t like cops, their presence gives me the fidgets.
The Fidgets by JGoonch June 9, 2018

yeets and fidgets

When you sue the yeets and fidget with your spinner
Yeets and fidgets I’m gonna sue

willy fidgets 

An expression of nervousness or anxiety in response to an experience or description.
e.g. The Lollapalooza crowd gave me the willy fidgets. So many sweaty dudes with thin teenager mustaches and so few exits...

Also: His story of noodling for catfish gave me the willy fidgets. I mean, the idea of reaching through muddy river water and into holes to grab huge prehistoric fish is enough to cure me of my nostalgia for country living entirely.
willy fidgets by felixculpa September 8, 2016

yeets and fidgets

When you sue the yeets and fidget with your spinner
Yeets and fidgets, I’m gonna sue!

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