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tree fiddy 

three dolla's and fifty cents, additionally if you ever see the loch ness monster DO NOT GIVE HIM ANY MONEY!
I said "we'll take a box of the graham crunch. How much will that be?" Well she looked at me and said "That'll be about tree fiddy." Well it was about this time I noticed that this girl scout was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era!
tree fiddy by Aaron Blorosum September 13, 2010
Pronounciation of fifty if you have been shot nine times (once in the mouth!)
All the girls are like fiddy, your so priddy, on my dick like i ghost-write for p diddy
fiddy by Jamus February 6, 2004

Tree-Fiddy! 

$3.50
Dammit, monster, I ain't givin' you no tree-fiddy!
Tree-Fiddy! by iRepMyDougie April 3, 2011

tree fiddy 

On south park, chef's parents would often say the phrase "Tree Fiddy" refering to the amount of money, Three Dollars and Fifty Cents.
"Can i get abouta tree fiddy?" -loch ness monster.

"No, I ain't gonna give you tree fiddy, now go away!"
tree fiddy by beattie April 11, 2005

lazy fiddy 

Lazy fiddy refers to the default sex position a man in his 50’s will try to use. Basically lying on his back, while watching sports center and offering no help. The known outcome is not expecting to see his love interest when he wakes in the morning.
My girl friend left me after too many lazy fiddy’s.
lazy fiddy by LITGANNON October 20, 2019
It’s where you bust 7 nuts a day for 7 days then a finale on midnight the last day.

Usually a statement from a man to his partner, when he is about to go vacation.

Often met with retaliation and/or violent complaints of how tired or uninterested the supporting party is.

The “Big Fiddy” is an accomplishment of few people, some notable, such as: Bill Clinton (not surprised) and Hugh Hefner which was successful in 43 out of 44 attempts. Many people claim that the failure was due to a pubic hair friction fire.
This is likely to be a feasible claim given that the incident occurred New Years Eve 1974.

The most questionable case of achievement was Cellini Rossellini “The Pepperoni King of Wheeling“

It was told that he allegedly extinguished the crotch fire caused by Hefner back in 1974. He claimed that the latter was the finale for his 52nd “Big Fiddy” that year, Thus indicating that he had busted 2600 nuts (one every 3.5 hours) in 1974 alone. This is the only known occurrence of a “twin-cix hunnit”
Given his newfound devout Christianity, he declined to speak with the team on the matter.
Me- “I need you on point, I’m going for the Big Fiddy.”
Wife- “Big Fiddy?”
Me- “ Yeah it’s where you bust 7 nuts a day for 7 days then a finale on midnight the last day”
Wife- “Omg, your an idiot, I want a divorce”
Me- “Good Going, I was going to put this on Urban Dictionary and you fucking ruined it!”
Big Fiddy by Jackin’overhanded September 11, 2021