Facebook, Instant, Death, Syndrome. When you attempt to log into your facebook account to find the powers that be at facebook deem the actions you have partaken in too raw. Resulting in them killing your profile off. Common causes - Telling an old Ukranian man that a photo of his 90 year old mother is giving you a fat. Or that his German Shepperd has its lipstick out.

Also joining groups of poor taste eg - satanic sluts, fuck jesus or kangaroos are cunts.
I awoke one sunny morning ready to marvel at the comedic genius of my facebook profile. Only to find that i have been an overnight victim of FIDS
by bibpaule February 16, 2009

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Fid
a cool person to chill with. but dont catch this person on a bad day cuz they can be a bitch!
Lets smoke some weed and drink some beer with fid!
by Typsy November 19, 2007

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FID
"FUCK IT DOG" - as used when you literally give absolutely no fucks. It is a way of living life. If you say FID directly after any situation goes sour, you immediately feel better. Life goes on. FID.
Roscoe, "did you see Butch sniffing that line of blow off that strippers snatch?"

Carl, "hell yeah, I heard he said FID and started eatin that bitches beaver while he was down there"

Roscoe, "whats that mean?"

Carl, "FUCK IT DOG"
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Fucking Illinois Driver
Wisconsinites hate F.I.D.'s
by CJ08 October 27, 2006

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Flagitious Idiosyncrasy in the Dilapidation. An all female grindcore band from Tokyo, Japan. Often abbreviated as F.I.D.
Dude, next time F.I.D comes to the states we're there.
by MiLLaDaKiLLa December 11, 2007

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Acronym for Fecal IDentification System. This system is used as a more accurate alternative to fingerprint recognition by some software companies.
"Please wash your FIDS device thoroughly after you have logged off."
by Tony R. April 28, 2005

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Fiona Insecurity Department

- soon to be crushed by the F.A.D. -

(Fiona Appreciation Department)
F.I.D. as in the thing that stops Fi seeing how beautiful she is...
by James Hayward March 10, 2004

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