Fucktimism 

The feeling of elation when you know you won't be able to do everything you have to do, and so you don't let it get you down.

I thought you had 5000 words to write for tomorrow, how are you not freaking out?

There's no way I'm going to manage so I'm pretty fucktimistic.
OR
I'm not concerned - I'm a fucktimist
OR
Have you not heard of fucktimism?

Fucktimism by Promoter of lols April 7, 2011

fictim 

A fake or fictional victim. One who is represented as a victim, but who is actually either not a victim or doesn't exist.

Jenny McCarthy's son is a fictim of vaccination.

Alien abduction claims thousands of fictims each year.

fictim by Sister Y May 20, 2011

FuckTime

FuckTime is the go-to method for sexual relations when two parties are not in the same vicinity. "FaceTime" is commonly used for seeing family and friends, whereas "FuckTime" is an extension of an intimate sexual relationship, going on-line, in an effort to simulate what might be happening in person, otherwise. A highly effective alternative to Face to Face interactions. Does the job under the difficult long distance circumstances.

Hi babydoll, I'm at my parent's but I think I can FuckTime...

For sure, lock the door, time to FuckTime!

Why did you have to leave town? Thank God for FuckTime! It's actually super hot!

So nice!

FuckTime by Funny Moms September 17, 2016

Fucktimus Prime

A Prime Minister who fucks the interests of his own people.

Look at the mayor trying to block radars with clouds, he’s acting like Fucktimus Prime.

Fucktimus Prime by hereforbeer May 12, 2019

FuckTime

Because Skype sex is so 2000-and-late. The savior of modern-day long distance relationships.

"Hey baby, got the room to myself for a couple hours, wanna FuckTime?"

FuckTime by napsXfactsXsnacks June 19, 2015

Fictimization 

When a person or a group uses disingenuous and false arguments to claim that they are the "real victims".

Claiming victimization because you have to deal with the consequences of your actions is a clear example of fictimization.

Fictimization by Jecika88 June 25, 2018

Fucktimer

Fucking + oldtimer =fucktimer; a clueless slow old irratating person who has no idea they are impeading traffic

"get out of the way you stupid fucktimer!"

Fucktimer by Red in thehead,fireinthehole February 17, 2010