fuckless fuck

An anticipated sexual romp, replete with all of the physiological signs, that winds up not being one at all.

It all started out on fire but then mysteriously fizzled into the fuckless fuck when we reached our destination.

fuckless fuck by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019

fuckless wonder 

A sad nickname for an aging person who has reached that final pathetic plateau when they can no longer fuck.

Let’s get outta here before that fuckless wonder over there comes over and tries to hustle us.

fuckless wonder by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2019

fickle finger of fate 

n.
1. An unseen and unforseeable force that controls the direction of all living things

2. The fickle nature of the universe and how it seems to bestow bad luck on some people more than others

3. A series of very unlucky or unfortunate events

Did you hear about what happened with Joe? He lost his job last week, wrecked his car, and got mugged last night. Poor guy must have been touched by the fickle finger of fate.

Screw the fickle finger of fate! I WILL get this promotion or else!

fickle finger of fate by nyx ophelia February 4, 2010

Fucklessandra 

Name for a bitch, cunt, fat chick, whore, skank, or any other derogitory female slang. Specifically for girls who act like they can get all the men they want but really can't.

Origin :

A girl with a shitty name like Alessandra
acts like she's the shit
but it really Fuck-less.
Hence, Fucklessandra.

You : Look at that bitchy whore over there!

Friend : Can you say Fucklessandra?

Fucklessandra : Oops, I forgot my panties! Everyone don't look! Well, ok, look.

Fucklessandra by Hunniton May 15, 2009

fuckless

The ultimate state of not caring. This state can only be obtained when one no longer gives a fuck.

After hours of playing poker, the two remaining players become fuckless with their chips

fuckless by AJizzie September 6, 2007

Feckless leader 

A feckless leader is a politician or leader of any group or organization who is totally and utterly incompetent, worthless, irresponsible, lazy, stupid and/or irresponsible. Feckless leaders tend to be arrogant and ignorant and often rise to the top while leading their followers to the bottom. An idiocracy is led by the most feckless of all leaders.

Our feckless leaders have always been intent on repeating the mistakes of the past rather than learning from them, and insist on boldly leading us right off a cliff.

Feckless leader by jmspaesq October 30, 2010

fickle 

likely to change your opinion or your feelings suddenly and without a good reason

She's so fickle - she's never been interested in the same man for more than a week!
The world of popular music is notoriously fickle

fickle by Arja2012 October 15, 2012