1.The person most likely to sit in the
dark and search "Nightwing" just to certify he's not the only dick.
2.Someone who sees their ex change her status on edge of a
cliff and pokes her.
3.The person most likely to get hungover at work on drug test
day.
Do you know the difference between a
walrus and your girlfriend the Fickled Bitch? One smells
like dead fish carcasses and has a huge ass mustache while the other is a
walrus.