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Fucking Illinois Bastard Towing a Boat

Wisconsin people call the Fucking Illinois Drivers Bastards with the word FIB because they think they can drive fast in Wisconsin but most of the time don't know where the hell they are going so they are slow and taking up road space then you put the rich ones up her vacationing and they decide to tow their boat that won't even go in half of the boat docks that they want to launch from because it is so damn big and they pull it with their little expensive suv's

I was driving on 41 North and I get stuck behind this fibtab who was headed up to High Falls Flowage.

fibtab by lolatthisone January 24, 2011

Fibtastic

Fib-tas-tic

A sarcastic exclamation intended to sound like and pass for "fantastic!" directed at liar when perpetrating a brilliant yet obvious lie;mainly a lie that has intentions to create awe-striking praise and/or elated ego booting response for themselves

Every person has dealt head on with fibtastic people.

Dude at bar: "My penis is bigger than anyone elses in here not to mention I am smarter, wealthier, better looking and have the best personality.So you wanna come back to my place?"

Me: "Wow, That's fibtastic!!!!!Ah, no."

Dude: * awestruck and dumbfounded,it goes right over his head*

(this actually happened, so I think I made this word up).

Fibtastic by LuxxxNoir January 25, 2011