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Fucking Illinois Bastards. Common nickname for members of the worst state in the Union. Learn to drive fuckers. Driver: Fucker!
Passenger: Hey that ass just cut you off! Driver: No wonder.. (sees license plate)goddamn fibs! |
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| 2. | FIBS | ||
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Short for for "Fucking Itchy Balls Syndrome"
FIBS occurs mostly to athletes and males who have abnormally large testicles, which in turn, provides for the discomfort of ball-rub-against-leg. Furthermore, the victim must reach inside and scratch for no more than 20 seconds at a time in intervals of 3 minutes to prevent severe bleeding. "Gold Bond was created to help FIBS victims"
"FIBS occurs to 9 out of 10 athletes" "You cannot die from FIBS disease" |
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| 3. | FIBS | ||
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When your ass itches before, after or both after taking a runny shit. It sometimes takes half a roll of toilet paper to get it resolved. Fucking itchy but syndrome. I've got the fibs after those wings last night.
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| 4. | FIBS | ||
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Fucking Itchy Balls Syndrome.
FIBS usually doesn't occur in private, but most likely during a family dinner, a formal event, or something similar. Symptoms include uncomfortably itchy scrotum/pubic area, awkward lower body movement/squirming, and near uncontrollable urge to thrust hand in pants and scratch scrotum/pubic area. "Dude, why are you fuckin dancing around like that?"
"I got a bad case of FIBS, man." "Fuckin scratch them, idiot." "I can't while we're taking the fucking prom picture asshole." |
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| 5. | FIBS | ||
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Fat Incompetent Ball Sack Gibbs is such a FIBS... he can never do anything right
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