A Filterblast is a drag (puff, pull, toke, etc.) that is taken from any rolled tobacco product (with a built-in filter; i.e. Cigarettes, Cigarillos) that has burned too close to the filter. The filter of most rolled tobacco products is made from fiberglass and, while fiberglass serves as a good tobacco filter, it is certainly not meant to be inhaled into human lungs. The effects of a Filterblast are unmistakable -an immediate semi-constriction of the upper esophageal sphincter, an unpleasant burning sensation throughout the lungs, and, in some cases, harsh coughing.
A Filterblast usually occurs for at least one of the following reasons: a) The Filterblasting individual in question is low on tobacco and desires to make use of every last bit of their supply, thus causing them to take that last regrettable drag that burns up part of the filter; b) The individual is intoxicated and is unaware of the fact that the cherry on their tobacco product has burned so close to the filter.
a) Glancing at the single cigarette left in his pack, Johnny wonders how he will make his tobacco supply last until tomorrow's payday. Sizing up the burning cigarette in his hand, he wonders if he can get one last drag out of it so that he can hold off on lighting his last one for a while. Toking his cigarette, he quickly pulls it away from his lips and starts to choke. Johnny has clearly made a bad judgment call, as his final toke turned out to be a Filterblast.
b) Stumbling back to the bonfire at a bush party, Billy takes a long pull on his cigarette. Upon inhaling, his chest seizes up and he begins to cough. It is at this point that he realizes that he has just taken a Filterblast.
the ceramic granules that fall off of asphalt shingles.
I just got a mouth full of shingle berries.
When your stripping a shingle roof sometimes shingle berries get in your mouth.
when your walking on a shingle roof the shingle berries can be slippery.
Out of Control Orgasm.
Like if you were to take a lambo and ferrari and put them together then drop a big rig hemi engine in it. Then you have tires on it to keep it to the ground and then its made out of fiberglass so its like holy crap thats fast. Then you climb into it and you get teleported to some world and then all of a sudden your on a race track speeding pass everbody and girls are throwing their bras and panties and you and your like omg this is the best feeling in the world. yeah double that.
I want to OOCO:
I think i just just OOCO'D everwhere;
A wireless cellular or data tower camouflaged to look like a tree. Such is made under the assumption that an obviously fake 250 foot steel and fiberglass tree with a strobe on top of it is less objectionable within a community than a tower.
The town council meeting was loaded with soccer moms who were outraged at both their shitty cellular service and the company's plan to put in a tower to fix the service. They all went away happy when the company said they'd install a wireless tree instead.
|103.||Fart can performance exhaust|
Called a "fart can" due to the fact that some sound like a fart. An exhaust that's derived from the glasspack exhaust, it has a straight through exhaust tube to provide as much exhaust flow as possible with a large tip. Usually made from steel and titanium. Mostly found on imported vehicles. It contains a fiberglass or steel wool packing (sometimes both) between the exhaust tube (which has holes or baffles to direct the exhaust into the packing) and the outer shell.
"My friend has a fart can performance exhaust on his Honda"
"the fart can is really a glorified glasspack"
"both the glasspack and fart can work on the principle of absorption"
A type of exhaust. Features a straight through exhaust tube to provide as much exhaust flow as possible (with holes or baffles in it to direct the exhaust into the packing) that is surrounded by a steel wool or fiberglass packing (sometimes both, varies by manufacturer) to make it relatively quiet considering its a straight through exhaust. Also look up fart can performance exhaust. Sometimes called cherrybombs because it was a major manufacturer of the exhaust.
"The fart can is the same thing as a glasspack"
"Both the glasspack and fart can exhaust work on the principle of absorption"
"The glasspack enables exhaust to flow better than most chambered exhausts"