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A series of farts so powerful that they have the ability to create their own air current. Those fiber granola bars are gonna cause some serious anal winds up in dis bitch.
"People say the tornado in Oklahoma was caused by Rosie O'Donnell's anal winds!" |
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| 2. | Rinky Dinky Poopy Farts | ||
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An underleg fume that has a very faint or amusing sound when produced but a strong, overwhelming odor. Oh man, I ate a Fiber One bar cause I was plugged and it gave me the Rinky Dinky Poopy Farts!
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| 3. | Datsun | ||
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Legendary and amazing vehicles (see Nissan) Made up until the 80's.
Most renowned datsuns include Zcars and Datsun 510's, Zcars from 68 to 78 most specifically (240, 260, 280z, 280zx) and the Datsun 510 from '68 to 73, in 2 door, 4 door, and 5 door stationwagon. Datsun 510 definition would include a small, boxy economy car that with little money, effort and creativity, can whip almost every street-rod honda for about the price of a carbon fiber rear wing. Zcars came with 6cylinder motors almost identical in nature to the 510's 4 cylinder 1.6L engine. Fivetens (510's) came with fully independent suspensions and front disc brakes, rear wheel drive, and are a common car for auto crossing and road racing. Umm.. dude, you just got beat by a 30 year old Datsun and um... yeah...
Old Farts in Wagons Rocks! Datsun. Sure beats whatever 2nd! |
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| 4. | Muddy Detroit | ||
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When your partner mounts his or her ass on your stomach and farts simulating a raspberry by means of the ass. Make sure any chocolaty goodness leaves skids and tire marks. Don't forget to flood the belly button. And guess what? There's Muddy Detroit for dessert! Susan made sure to eat a significant quantity of fiber one bars for Steve's Muddy Detroit on Tuesday night. A Muddy Detroit never goes well in a swimming pool. Elaine gave Beth four Muddy Detroits before she took a shower.
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| 5. | Granola Growls | ||
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Unpleasant gaseous side effect of eating granola. Flatulence specifically the result of consuming granola. Although my daily diet of granola has reduced my cholesterol the resulting granola growls have caused the evacuation of my cubicle before lunch.
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| 6. | olfactory rape | ||
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Being subjected in public to any offensive odor, i.e., bo, cigarettes, cigar smoke, barn boots, farts, unwashed, unbathed bodies, etc. At this weekend's fiber festival, I was the victim of olfactory rape by a clearly unbathed individual who was also covered with third hand smoke.
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| 7. | Beef Crunch | ||
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The act of flagellating and wafting the smell with the upward and downward movement of performing a "crunch." So, I ate 4 fiber one bars before performing my ab workout at the gym today. I tell you I had the worst "beef crunches."
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