| 281. | Homofib | ||
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The lie or excuse given to the cashier at any Hot Topic, American Eagle, or Zumiez by a guy who is buying girl clothes for himself. Usually when buying skinny jeans, girls tees, or gauges. The guy is either in the closet, scene kid, or emo. Cashier:"Hey man, you know these are girls jeans right?"
Hipster:"Yeah, uh. They're for my sister." Cashier:"That is the lamest homofib I've ever heard." |
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| 282. | Romney | ||
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A lie that no-one is stupid enough to believe. Mitt Romney ad claimed that President Obama called Americans lazy. The claim was so obviously false, that Politifact - a trusted fact checking website - rated Romney's statement a "pant's on fire" lie.
Usage: Mitt told a Romney when he sad President Obama called Americans Lazy. Obama was referring to US efforts to spur foreign investment. |
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| 283. | Fibberish | ||
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(n) a soliloquy of incoherent falsehoods. I knew Mort was talking fibberish when I overheard him tell his date that Mick Jagger went to his church.
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| 284. | fisherman's dozen | ||
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Unlike a baker's dozen, which is 13, the fisherman's tendency to boast and lie means the fisherman's dozen is 9 fish. Similarly, the fisherman's foot is a fish that isn't really a foot long, even after the fisherman steps on it. "Yo, Cyrus, how'd you do out there? You fool any big ones?"
"Eh, not bad, Lem. I caught a dozen, and four of 'em were over a foot long!" "Tell me, lad, do you mean a fisherman's dozen, and a fisherman's foot long?" "You saw right through me, Lem, but they'll fry up nice." |
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| 285. | brill | ||
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lie Friend 1: Dude you are such a liar.
Friend 2: Brill! |
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| 286. | Macooning | ||
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Macooning. To "Macoon" someone. To purposely try to tell a fib/pull a joke on someone. Not exactly getting away with the prank, however. To call "macooning" on someone means that you know they are trying to be funny, but they really aren't. If you are able to call someone out on the joke, you can say "Are you macooning me?" And they must reply that yes they are, because they have been caught.
Person 1: You brought my car home last night right? Person 2: I drove your car last night? Person 1: Are you "macooning" me right now? Person 2: Haha, yeah. Sorry. |
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| 287. | Liam Vo | ||
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A boy that has a tendency to bullshit a lot.
Another word for bullshit. You say Liam Vo instead of the word bullshit Kate: I am the superior human being!
Bill: That's Liam Vo! Kate: Your just jealous of my superior skills! Bill: You go Liam Vo on me one more time and I'll... Kate: Come at me I'll take you.... (CRACK) (POW) (SMASH) (PRRRRRT) Kate: *dies.* |
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