Failstrom 

A portmanteau of the words 'fail' and 'Maelstrom'. A fail that is so much of a fail that it sucks everything around it into its vortex and turns everything else into a fail.

OMFG that jerk failed so hard that it made me fail too. It was a sort of a Failstrom for the entire room.

Failstrom by D Adler February 5, 2010

alaskan firestorm 

Having doggy sex.Then your partner lights the fart from the female and singes your public hair above males cock.

My misses has the hottest ass in the Alaskan Firestorm world!!!

alaskan firestorm by lighting female fart,shagging December 28, 2014

diarrhea firestorm 

An especially violent and burning eruption of diarrhea.

Shaggy considered that it was probably his seventh beef-and-bean burrito that was to blame for the diarrhea firestorm he suffered in the Mystery Machine on the way back from Tijuana.

diarrhea firestorm by Buford T. Pusser September 17, 2006

Failstorm

A series of three or more fails in a very short period of time. A combination of the words fail and storm

1)How did the date go last night?

It was a failstorm, first I called her the wrong name when I picked her up, then we went to a steak house and she is a vegan, the I was in a wreck on the way home. Couldn't imagine what else could go wrong.

2)Example Text conversation
Him: 200 Horsepower and 156 FPsT, Epic honda win
Me: Wow that is half of my car.
Him: At an eighth of the price though.
Me: Actually a sixth, nice math there champ
Him:Big
Me: Foot?
Him: Damn predictive text I meant to say Dif (Die in a fire)
Me: Wow, great internet term there, how long have you been playing halo? Three hours? I think you mean diaf
Me: Nice Failstorm there Bud.

Failstorm by Ibenz April 13, 2010

fapstorm 

When your internet slows down because everyone is coming home from work/school and watching porn in HD. Especially prominent on the islands of Hawaii where there is very few internet lines leading to mainland.

Guy1: "Why is the internet so slow all of the sudden?"
Guy2: "its the fapstorm man"

fapstorm by jteas December 12, 2017

Fecal Firestorm 

A test of true strength.

This challenge involves coating the inside of the bowl with air freshener, along with the surrounding perimeter of the toilet itself, then proceeding to light the bowl and perimeter on fire. The participant must then execute a business poop, and attempt to escape the flaming can alive, while still performing the regular duties of taking a shit.

See also: Bubble Challenge

"Hey! Where'd my new can of Febreze go?"
"Sorry John, we used it in the most recent round of Fecal Firestorm."

"I bet I could beat up that guy at the bar."
"Careful, he's survived a Fecal Firestorm."

Fecal Firestorm by nohballs December 5, 2019

failstorm

Failstorm: combination of "Fail" and "Storm" Closely related to FTL

Definition: To suck wildly. A failstorm is a person/place/thing that sucks so incredibly hard, the word "Fail" no longer appropriately describes how lame it is.

First used by Devin aka. Junglematic

"Hey guys I just saw Nickelback in concert!"

"Wow.. failstorm."

failstorm by VickersGTS December 9, 2008