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This is the only definition of ff that matters for the purposes to this dictionary:
adj. 1. freshly fucked, as in a way of describing a big, ratty, messed-up hair-do that looks as if its wearer just got plowed something fierce in the back seat of a Chrysler LeBaron. Especially popular in the 80s and early 90s, the ff look is making a bit of a comeback today. Technically, one can be a virgin and still sport the ff look. 2. short for 'the ff look', or 'the freshly-fucked look'. Sandy came out of the hair salon wearing the ff look.
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This is the only definition of ff that matters for the purposes to this dictionary:
adj. 1. freshly fucked, as in a way of describing a big, ratty, messed-up hair-do that looks as if its wearer just got plowed something fierce in the back seat of a Chrysler LeBaron. Especially popular in the 80s and early 90s, the ff look is making a bit of a comeback today. Technically, one can be a virgin and still sport the ff look. 2. short for 'the ff look', or 'the freshly-fucked look'. Sandy came out of the hair salon sporting the ff look.
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| 3. | FF | ||
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Stocking fetishist abbreviation for old-fashioned stockings from the 40's and 50's that are knitted flat and sewn together leaving a distinctive back seam. Authentic full fashioned stockings also have a top welt made by doubling the fabric over and sewn with a small hole in the back seam called a "finishing hole".
Look, it matters to you if it matters. "Hi, baby, are you wearing your FF stockings and your CFM pumps? I'll be right over for a little soft-core CBT..."
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| 4. | font fever | ||
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In instant messaging, when one copies and pastes into an IM and for the rest of the conversation (or until he or she closes the IM window), his or her typing is stuck in the font and/or color of the pasted selection. Often abbreviated as "ff." (In this example, CAPS lock denotes a different font)
Laura821: Hahaha look! JONAS BROTHERS' MOM SAYS 'THEY ARE MEN. THEY HAVE DESIRES.' Laura821: MAYBE THOSE FIVE YEAR OLDS WILL GET TO BANG THEM AFTER ALL Laura821: AW MAN, FF. I'VE CAUGHT THE JOBROS' FONT FEVER. |
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| 5. | Sephiroth | ||
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The probably most overrated villain from the probably most overrated game Final Fantasy 7. Even though he is a villian and an oh so evil genetically mutated madman, all he did was backstabbing a weak girl, burning down a tiny village and guiding a giant rock to the planet to be killed by a spikey haired emo kid and his friends in the end. He also features the typical disorders of modern JRPG/Anime characters like huge ass swords, bishie look, an oh so tragic past, belts, zippers and leather. His deep and complex ambition is to become a god. Duh. He also has an oedipus complex. <53phir0th> OMFG SepHi iz liek so c0ool!!11
<Person_with_brain> If Sephiroth hadn't a 3 meter long sword and didn't look like a total Drag Queen, nobody would fucking care about him. |
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| 6. | #wf | ||
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winky friday, a version of the #ff 'follow friday' twitter hashtag, where instead of posting lists of twitter users you find interesting you post a picture of your winky. look everyone, my winky #wf yfrog.com/5b96nnj
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| 7. | Quiff | ||
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badass haircut from the 50's, worn by guys that would kick your ass anyday. The haircut is pronounced: kwi-ff. A kwee-Fffff is just a pussy fart Man look at that guy with the quiff. I bet he could kick my ass.
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