Fezzelboker 

A moron. About 90% of the people in the word are fezzelbokers. Scientist are attempting to find out what caused this strange epidemic.

Signs that you're a fezzelboker:
TYPin LyK DiZ!
Enjoying top 40 songs
Watching reality television
Thinking sex is more important than love
Being an etrovert
Being an narcissist
Enjoying nu-metal
Being shallow
Being predjudice
Being hateful
Thinking Fred is funny

Fezzelboker texting non-fezzelboker:YO STfU Yo FFFFattT hoBaG! I MAK SEx Wit YO mOMma lAZt nighte kay BBITTCh!

non-fezzelboker:You should learn english.

*signs off*

Fezzelboker by Troll trollin' August 17, 2011

Fezzer 

A filthy bastard that doesn't wash and wears dirty clothes (can be shortened to Fez).

"what the fuck is that smell, is that you, you dirty fezzer"

"Err haven't you showered today you Fezzing basterd"

Fezzer by DaveTT October 15, 2012

fezzed up 

A phrase used when one is completely and utterly pissed off.

"That's the shit that fezzed me up nigga!"
"If you keep fezzing me up, nigga, I'll cutcha!"

fezzed up by DME May 29, 2005

Lil Fezze 

A Person who is an undefined ethnic dissent, but claims he is black. Usally hangs out with a white kid commonly know as a wangster. they have a high voice and fail at most life skills.

Your may be a Lil Fezze if you...
believe you can rap, but no one can say your good but you
are a man and have breast larger than most girls in middle school
fail at sports and other life skills

Lil Fezze by marcusarielus October 14, 2006

fezes-gonorreias

When a person decides to hanggout with the 'fake friends' instead of the real ones.

Cerdeira is being a real fezes-gonorreias by choosing to go to Galicia with the south margin friends instead of comming to Covilhã with us!

fezes-gonorreias by DramaticTurtle August 9, 2020

Fezzer 

Farting in your car & it smells so bad it’s still there when you get back in 20 mins later.

Pop into the pub for a quick 🍺

Friend getting a lift home: “Ferk! Your car stinks”

Steve: “Sorry mate, I must have done a fezzer was hoping it had cleared”

Fezzer by Smart Town July 13, 2021

Fezzer 

A stupid bald idjit! who talks as if he just swallowed manjuice!or has just been taken up the anus!

Isnt that teacher a Fezzer!

Fezzer by s.h.long December 17, 2003