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To go broke in a poker game.
This word was coined by Phil Laak (the unabomber)back in the day when Lucky Chances Casino had a 10/20 NL HE game that
would go around the clock three days a week.
WTF P.O.S. hand could you have had there to get yourself
felted again?
felted by RAZEit April 7, 2007
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(verb) A slang term originated by Phil (The Unabomber) Laak that means one has lost all of their chips at a poker table, hence the broke player is left with only the felt table top in front of them.
Phil was chip leader, and felted Antonio when Antonio put all of his chips in with two pair vs Phil's full house.
felted by SavagePenguin February 6, 2010
The act of stamping on another, putting one's feet on another's body, mauling another with one's feet.
"Man, that guy got totally feeted..."
Feeted by Roren August 15, 2008
To lose all your chips in a poker game.
Dang, MaxRake felted my ass again!
felted by MaxRake June 7, 2005

Double D-feated 

When you get turned down by a chick with big tits.
Joe tried to hit up the chick at the bar with the huge chesticles, but when she found out he's an "artist", he got totally double d-feated.
Double D-feated by BehindtheHype October 2, 2009

being boba fetted 

To be followed to your secret fishing spot by an inferior fisherman, as Boba Fett followed Han Solo in The Millennium Falcon in the Star Wars movies.
Shannon, don't look now but I think we are being Boba Fetted by Mike and Corey. Let's go to a different fishing spot so they don't find out honey hole.