think of hiroshima of the anus. times 10, the subtract 5 and add 39. thats how bad it is.
there is no known cure, but someday, some blissfull and painless day, there will be.
there are 5 symptoms:
1) uncontrollable laughter
2) pooping a little in your pants
3) face aches
4) people thinking your dilerious
5)... the unspeakable, think vietnam and world war two all rolled up in a brown explosion of sweetcorn and bloody dingleberries.
HITLER named the BLITZ after this illness, as blitz rhymes with the shits, a common name for this condition.
"GURRD DARRRMNIT I DUN GOT MA ANUS EXPLODED" - Harold P. Redneck