the one who owned a fetus with a coat hanger
i just became a fetus master when my girlfriend got pregnant
Being the master of all fetuses, usually chosen by an election by the many feti Plural of fetus of the United States. The fetus master can control fetuses, and understand their thoughts.
Bob- What are thouse stupid feti thinking?
Not Bob- I don't know, ask the Fetus Master
Bob- Hey what are those feti thinking?
Fetus Master- The feti say..... Fuck you
Not Bob- Yeah Bob, Fuck you