FATLOCK 

1. A sleuth food detective. A master of discovering what is hidden.
2. One who has discovered the health benefits of eating McDonalds Cheeseburgers, KFC chicken, and Hungry Man Dinners 4 times a day.
3. When someone figures out how something works, he or she is a real FATLOCK.

1."Hey, Has anyone seen the entire goddamn pizza I put in the Fridge last night!?"

"Ask Fatlock"

2. "I used the microwave to bake this batch of cookies and a pot pie at the same time, mmmmmmmmm!."

"nNice going, Fatlock"

FATLOCK by JIMBOB January 22, 2004

Femlock 

A computer-controlled automobile locking system which simultaneously locks all four doors of the vehicle regardless of the driver's preference, in theory to frustrate the forcible removal and abduction of female occupants, and then leaves them locked after the driver exists.

Male Driver struggling to open his locked reardoor while balancing his Menards merchandise: Damn Femlocks! I thought thought that door was open; I sure as Hell didn't lock it!

Femlock by Fartacus III June 19, 2011

unshorn fetlocks 

A term used in brony culture to imply a graphic, sexual, or indecent nature of something, i.e. a clopfic.

This is the clean version of the story, but if you want the unshorn fetlocks version, I'll send it to you.

unshorn fetlocks by MorningCrescent June 30, 2011