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Fetching the cow 

to fetch the cow

verb

Taken from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", to fetch the cow is to react disproportionately and inappropriately over a very small insult or slight. Can also be shortened to simply "fetching".
Man 1: Your scarf's quite gay.
Man 2: Say's you, fucking homo, I hate you. Your mum's sucking my cock every night, and I'm wearing this fucking scarf when she does it.
Man 1: Mate, stop fetching the cow.
Fetching the cow by FetchezLaVache November 2, 2010

fetchin paper 

makin money
"Man...fetchin paper has never been harder with this damn economy!!"
fetchin paper by chodz April 12, 2010
A way to say "cool" or "b****in" adapted from a saying from Mean Girls by Gretchen. "That is so fetch."
Lady Gaga: That is sooooo fetch.
Ke$ha: Stop trying to make "Fetch" happen, Gaga
Lady Gaga: You're just not fetchin enough to appreciate it.
Fetchin by cucumber27 November 24, 2010

Fetchin' Day 

A general exclamation of something happening not to one's liking.
Austin: Fetchin' Day that guy almost crashed into my car!
Fetchin' Day by Austarn June 17, 2008

Fetchin' Day 

A general exclamation of something happening not to one's liking.

See also fucking hell
Austin: Fetchin' Day Szzark is a beast!
Fetchin' Day by Jasarn June 12, 2008

Fetching Midget 

A phrase that is used in place of swearing.
Guy 1: Dude we just got robbed!!
Guy 2: FETCHING MIDGETS!!
Fetching Midget by legitBOSS December 15, 2011