far-fetched 

adjective

-barely believable based on logical or normal thinking
syn: unbelievable, unlikely, improbable

Everybody was hoping for him to change, but it remains far-fetched.

far-fetched by Kirby Ocastro November 3, 2007

fetchez la vache 

French term for "Fetch the cow".

In the film Monty Python and the Holy Grail, one French guard to another commands "fetchez la vache", and they catapult a cow over the castle.

fetchez la vache by The REAL Real Name August 16, 2009

fetcher 

1. a generally despicable person

2. a person who receives a lucky break/opportunity that you were hoping for

3. a single member of the notoriously unsuccessful boy-band "The Fetchers" from Wendover, NV

1. "Nate just ratted me out. What a fetcher!"

2. "I can't believe that fetcher got a star-lightning combo on the last track of Bowser's Castle."

3. "I heard the Fetchers broke up. I heard the short fetcher likes gay servicemen."

fetcher by Mudskins July 21, 2006

fetcher 

A word used in the Game "MorrowWind"tm by Bethesda Games, and related games, as an insult of the lowest kind.

"That Fetcher would sell his own Mother for the price of the look on her face."

fetcher by shogun459 November 27, 2016

Fetching 

very attractive; capturing interest;

"a fetching new hairstyle"; "something inexpressibly taking in his manner"; "a winning personality"

Fetching by Lauren16 August 21, 2006

Fetching the cow 

to fetch the cow

verb

Taken from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", to fetch the cow is to react disproportionately and inappropriately over a very small insult or slight. Can also be shortened to simply "fetching".

Man 1: Your scarf's quite gay.
Man 2: Say's you, fucking homo, I hate you. Your mum's sucking my cock every night, and I'm wearing this fucking scarf when she does it.
Man 1: Mate, stop fetching the cow.

Fetching the cow by FetchezLaVache November 2, 2010

Farve-Fetched 

Something that is nowhere near believeable. Almost to the point where its annoying. Cough Cough Brett Farve.

Joe: Yo dude did you hear brett farve is coming out of retirment?
Mike: WOW...JUST WOW.. thats mad Farve-Fetched

Farve-Fetched by Stevie Rockahoee August 22, 2009