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A really awkward kind of cheese, usually served with squash in a corner.

According to Onion, Feta is the most lazy of chee.
Feta and Provolone were walking down the street and Feta complimented on Provolone's thighs. Provolone was like "I smell like feet"
by King Anthony V of Svalbard April 18, 2005