1) noun: the lumps and rolls on a large person's body
2) verb: to be large and possess lumps and rolls
Me: He's too fet to even fly.
Al: They just hover.
Me: He's too fet to even hover.
1. To know someone through social media connections without ever having met in person, and without the other person necessarily knowing who you are.
To be in a mixed state of flattery and disgust following the admission by another person that they have fet you.
Australian. Derivative of "facebook met". (French, fete; Latin Latin fētidus)
Daz at the street lights: "Erin? Hi, we've fet before"
Erin dashing across the street when the lights change: "I'm so fucking fettered right now"
I spent the afternoon fetting peeps.
Dan: 'yeah man'
Tits that look more like two eggs, sunny side up (so to speak) than actual tits.
All I can remember are the FETs