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8.
a really awesome san francisco based band.
Did you see the Festizio last night at Ireland's? They really saved my life.
by ppod October 22, 2006
 
1.
Someone who is degenerate or is as morally low or lower as a degenerate. Its origin is on Family Guy when Peter makes up an insult to counter the term "degenerate" which he believes is also makes up.
A degenerate? Well you are a festizio.
by Klotz November 27, 2003
 
2.
A term that is generally equivalent to tool and douche bag, but used to describe people with an extra-strong sense of undeserved self-importance.

Festizios are often talented individuals, but their accomplishments are always overshadowed by their over-sized egos and tendency to believe everyone love them.
Drake: Dude, we won our lacrosse game yesterday and I had 2 goals!
Matt: That's awesome, nice job Drake!
Drake: I know, there's a reason I'm team captain and all the girls want me.
Matt: ya, cool Drake {walks away and talks to another guy}....God, Drake is so cocky.
Brett: Ya, everyone knows hes a huge festizio.
by Someguy98989 January 31, 2009
 
3.
when you have a MAJOR crush on somebody who loves your best friend, and you are really sad.
wow. he loves maddy. this is such a festizio!!!
by goldenticket#3 March 04, 2011
 
4.
Someone who works for a strip club, dj, stripper or anything else.

See that girl over there with no pants on? She is a nasty festizio.
by Fucking anonymous October 12, 2006
 
5.
Specific: Job title of those who create uncrackable copy protection schemes for software, video (VHS or DVD) or audio (CD or DVD) recordings.

General: Anyone hated by the general public because of what they do for a living.
Welcome to the Macromedia Festizio team.
by SuperTech August 27, 2006
 
6.
a women lawyer who is obsessed with protecting other women for sexual harassment.
well you are a festizio
by goat bastid/rat bastid November 18, 2004
 
7.
An awesome band too
Im going to see festizio at the gelato place tonight.
by Cordy May 16, 2004