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3.
A celibration to replace christmas, in which you sit down with various people that you assemble and tell them all the reasons why you dont like them, why they piss you off, and wht you think their retarded. then you proceed to beat the fuck out of them and by doing so you releive stress
I passed up christmas to celabrate festivist
by blocked March 27, 2007
 
1.
A would-be escapist who romanticizes the present instead of everything but the present.
Jack: I'm such an escapist. It's New Year's Eve and I'm daydreaming that I'm in Times Square.
Jill: That's not being an escapist, Jack. That's being a festivist.

Jack: I'm such an escapist. We're in San Francisco and I'm daydreaming that it's the 1960s.
Jill: That's not being an escapist, Jack. That's being a festivist.
by ladyfingers March 20, 2013
 
2.
Adj. Female whom indulges bountifully in festive foods, drinks, and appetizers resulting in a rotund figure while maintaning a certain level of hotness.
Queen Latifah's festivist qualities inspired millions of women to look more like Oprah Winfrey instead of Celine Dion.
by jmar04 November 13, 2008
 
4.
A celibration to replace christmas, in which you sit down with various people that you assemble and tell them all the reasons why you dont like them, why they piss you off, and wht you think their retarded. then you proceed to beat the fuck out of them and by doing so you releive stress
I passed up christmas to celabrate festivist
by blocked March 20, 2007