One who participates in mentally repeating a certain thought whether it be real or not.
"When my mother's fourth husband doesn't come home on time, she festers about him being with another woman"
When sticking your Index and Middle Finger around a male scrotum while your pinky finger is inserted into the man's anus. The male on male equivalent of the shocker
That dude festered his boyfriend all night long.
A big bulgy sore zit, typically on your face.
Don't eat all that chocolate, it'll give you festers!
The act of being exceptionally lazy.
Dan: Bro you should come over and fester with me I'm gonna watch some awesome movies since it's raining.
Brian: Ok I'll grab my copy of Tokyo Gore Police and be on my way.
fes•ter \fes-ter\ PacNW (1987)n
1 a : one who attends festivals b : one who enjoys live music in large groups
c : one who is convivial with others in a festival setting 2 : FESTIVALGOER (1959)n
"Hey, right on fester, I like your new shirt too."
"Yeah, I met that fester at a show in 1993."
Hey fester, get me one too will ya?"
The fester was wearing green while festing at the festival.
The festival was awesome because the festers there were very convivial and knew how to have a good time while taking care of each other.
Male shocker, where the pinkie is shoved up the urinary tract, while two others are inserted into the anus.
one up the japs eye, two in the mud pie
they were arrested for festering in a public toilet
Mainly designated as a person that stands up friends that are going to the Beer Festival. mainly they seem to be located in Knoxville, but can usually be found anywhere Beer is a bargain.
Dude...you beerfested me again! Whatever, that fester will never come down and wax your car. Did you get fested?
something or someone whom is super crusty, lingering around, a person place or thing, a feeling (feel like a fester face)
also known as something you want to do!
"wish we could fester together!"
he's a total fester!
i love festering, but im not a fester!
festering all day long
the dishes are festering all over the house!
fester alert! fester alert!
ewe, massive pile of fester on your right!
i feel like a fester today!
i look like a fester!
can i borrow a piece of fester please?
my room is festering with clothes everywhere!
I'm sick of cleaning up your crusty ass fester!
I'm bored, wanna fester?
you're so annoying, all you do is fester
please keep your fester to yourself.
she's the queen of fester!