fecesbooking 

The act of using the social-networking site Facebook while in the bathroom, usually from a smartphone or other mobile device.

(on facebook chat)

Guy 1: Hey
Guy 2: 'sup
Guy 1: Watcha doin?
Guy 2: I'm on the crapper fecesbooking, hbu?
Guy 1: Same dude, same.

fecesbooking by d2acc1 February 28, 2011

falsebook 

(n.) a fake Facebook account that you make for friends who either deleted theirs or refuse to get one.

Guy 1: "This is fuckin' perfect! Whoever made a falsebook for Brian, mad props! The only thing is you have to put TWILIGHT as his favorite movie, TOOL as his favorite band, and list his sexual preference as interested in MEN!!! He's gonna be so pissed when he finds out about this falsebook! Fuck yeah!!! Wooooo!!!"

falsebook by Da Sperminator March 4, 2011

Fassbook 

"Fassbook" is a common name, used in Trinidad and Tobago, for the social networking site "Facebook". The word stems from a merging of the words "Fass" and "Facebook". A fass person is a very inquisitive or curious person(also known in Trinidad as a 'maco' or a 'macocious person').

The term was created to reflect the fact that Facebook is often used, by very curious individuals (macos), to investigate the personal lives of other people.

1. I find out dat she man leave she, it all over she Fassbook.

2. Look she up on Fassbook, yuh go see how good lookin de gyal is from she profile pic.

3. Sasha is a rel maco hoss, she addin everybody on Fassbook.

Fassbook by Ken Ping May 19, 2010

Fecesbook 

Nickname for the social networking website Facebook, and the namesake company that operates it.
The nickname reveals the low opinion of a sizeable portion of the public with regard to Facebook.
Criticism ranges from privacy concerns, to crap applications indigestion, to health issues resulting from the act of 'poking' other people.

Oh, don't tell me you're on Fecesbook too!!

Fecesbook by vruz September 2, 2009

fecebook 

A social networking website where pretentious and crass individuals go to spy on the lives of like minded individuals.

Jon is drunk out of his mind and is lying on the floor with his tie wrapped around his head. Matt flips out a camera and says: "Hey, this is a great picture to put on Fecebook."

fecebook by Dlove87 July 4, 2008

farsebook 

Posting pictures on your social network page that make you look like something great has happened when it hasn't.

"Hey Monica that ring is on your left hand has he proposed or did you post a farsebook picture?"

"No I just like this hand better."

farsebook by bahhahhah June 4, 2012

Fecebook 

A social networking site that is filled with crappy people and all of their bullshit.

Is there anyone in the world who isn't on Fecebook?

Fecebook by nerdsanctuary February 4, 2010