fertility

The state you are in when you are getting ready to fuck

I'm in fertility

by MackSneale February 21, 2017

Fertilize the Fertilizer

The act of ejaculating into the toilet after you've finished making a #2, either as a type of kink, or because you didn't feel like flushing it first.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I'm gonna go fertilize the fertilizer 'cause I'm too horny to bother flushing my shit first!"
Guy 2: "Too much info bro, but alright!"

by IsaacLechten October 21, 2016

Fertilized

An awesome pickup line.

HEY BABY YA WANA GET FERTILIZED???

by #Animals4life April 14, 2018

The Fertilizer

It's a Mexican Lawn Mower but done outside and on the lawn.

My girlfriend decided we should do some gardening. I finally convinced her to do the fertilizer before she begins to plant her eggplant.

by TheADvent Calendar December 2, 2019

Fertile

A woman with a body very fit to produce children. Smooth layer of body fat to and fat ass to feed fetus, large breast to feed baby, and good attitide and smile to raise a healthy kid

Damn, Daniela is fertile

by the funny one July 24, 2016

Fertile

Capable of initiating, sustaining, or supporting reproduction.

That is one fertile womb, if I do say so myself.

by Eyeballflyball July 11, 2003

fertile

Easy to impregnate
like latin women

i learned the hard way...

my name is raul and my girl friend is a fertile latina

by arihahana July 3, 2009