fartador 

Like a matador but using the red cape or “muleta“ to whoosh away the farts as they are emitted.

That poor reeking fucker needs a fartador to accompany him wherever he goes.

fartador by Dr Bunnygirl June 10, 2020

nelly furtado 

A Canadian-Portugese pop singer, who has been around for a few years. She had success with her first album, "Whoa, Nelly!" and then disappeared for a while after her second album, "Folklore" was released. She made a big comeback in 2006 with her third album, "Loose." The songs on this album are very different (lyric-wise) in my opinion. I prefer her older music.

Person 1: Have you heard about Nelly Furtado?
Person 2: I heard about her when she released "Whoa, Nelly!" a few years ago.

nelly furtado by watertastesyummy January 10, 2007

fertada 

A Fertada is someone is a few steps behind the average person. A full-on tard.

I talked to Sam about where the meeting was, don't listen to Sam, he's a Fertada, the guy is clueless.

fertada by Reginald Fairfield May 4, 2016

fartado 

When more than one person farts simultaneously. The farts then mix to create a tornado like, violently rotating column of synergetic stench.

Awww dude was that me or you?! ... Must have been a fartado.

fartado by 1234qwer1234 May 22, 2013

Nelly Furtado 

She is so rad, dude. She is original and made a great comeback this year. What now!?HOLLAAAAAAA!

Me:"Dude, Nelly Furtado is so cool."
Someone else:"PSSSSH HECK YES SHE IS!"

Nelly Furtado by G.Davis November 19, 2006

Nelly Furtado 

little hottie, whos got the most original sound to her!
Go nelly nelly nelly furtado all in your stereo!!!! DONT DOUBT HER YO!

whoooooooos that biiiiittch? MEEP MEEEEEP nelly nelly furtado SHES READY TO BLOW OFF YOUR PANTS YOOO

Nelly Furtado by lalala June 14, 2003

nelly furtado 

A portuguese-canadian singer who I would like to sleep with if I had a chance.
She's a piece of sexiness...even though she's half portuguese, I never heard her singing in Portuguese, I would love to.

Nelly Furtado, por favor, quero que tu facas uma cancao em portugues, estou tao ansioso que esperava escutar uma no seu ultimo disco "losse". Mas como um grande fan, espero por seu proximo album.
Viva os lusofonos.

nelly furtado by stopirra October 2, 2006