1) a cat who makes ridiculously funny movies involving all the favorite fart jokes, occasional streaking or running about in tighties, and looks great in a beard and fro while crushing the cowbell
2) a cat who has indeed banged every chick in hollywood, gotten drunk too many times to count, smoked since the womb, and bragged about all of the above on late night talk shows (forgiving the misspelling of Farrell)
1) Did you see the movie where that Ferrell cat was running around screaming about being on fire and praying to Tom Cruise?
2)I heard that Colin Ferrell cat has banged 'em all, from Lohan on up... bachelorhood must be nice. Miami Vice sucked.