A Mexican guy who wears glasses and is short
Person 1: "Why's that awesome guy so short"
Person 2: "That awesome guy is Fernando"
Person 1: "He looks Mexican!"
Inability to remember what happened the night before, from the moment you entered the bar until you woke up the next day. Usually caused by consuming too much alcohol, especially cassalla
-How was last night?
- I can´t remember anything, I had a fernando night
almost like a dirty sanchez but instead a person farts into a sock or cloth and asks another person if this rag smells like salsa..the result is devistating!
sock fart fernando aka the rag of doom
1. The universally recognized "F word" 2. N. Implying complete and utter confusion 3. N. a really stupid person 4. V. To procreate 5. adj. Can be used to modify any word for more passion 6. Int. Expresses disgust 7. Int. Expresses complete suprise and joy 8. adv. Can be used to make a command more urgent
I'm so fernandoing horny
Want to fernando?
What the fernando?
You mother fernando!
A popular drink on board the jam cruise. Made with vodka and fanta
, this drink will guarantee hours of restless fun and excitement!
Friend #1: I just saw her smiling and dancing on the pool deck
Friend #2: she must've had a Fernando
The scientific term used to describe a woman trapt inside a man's body.
Features to look for not all may be present
A male lacking facial hair or other pubic hair around the body, with a high voice, and their balls have not yet dropped, past the age that this should have occured.
Possibly due to low levels of testosterone or high levels of estrogen.
"He's a right Fernando"
A mario clone
. A nintendo old generation gaming character.
Dude: Whos that guy jumping over the turtles and shooting fire from his arms.
Dude 2: Its Fernando