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5. ferk
a nerd who's also a freak, a ferk
man, you're such a ferk!
1. Ferk
1. Ferk. Ferking. Ferker. Slightly softer and comical alternative for "fuck.

2. Apparently a tribe on Dungeons and Dragons.

Origins not known, but probably made up by myself in a drunken stupor and didn't exist until I posted it here. :-)
Ferk you you ferking ferker.

Shut the ferk up.

I'm gonna ferk that cumslut until she implodes.

Joo is a ferking ha><0r.
by Revol77 Sep 29, 2004 add a video
2. Ferk
Verb; ferk, ferked, ferker, ferking, to ferk.

To go through someone's possessions confined within a space, such as a drawer or a bag.
'Why are you ferking through my drawers?'
'I need to ferk through your cupboards'
'I caught him ferking through all my drawers'
'I ferked through her handbag, but I only found tampons'
3. ferk
fucking jerk. usually used in front of parents to hide the real meaning of the term
Oh magawd man, my boss is a ferk!
4. Ferk
a f*cking jerk
some dude just knocked my books on the gound! he was a total ferk.
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