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1.FERGIE,noun.A terrible 'singer' originally from the band Black Eyed Peas.Tried to launch a solo career and failed miserably.Looked up to by the chav nation.
2.FERGIE,verb.To make one's ears bleed.
1.'I went to a Fergie concert and proceeded to projective vomit over the row of people in front of me after hearing her voice.'
2.'I had to go to the hosiptal after Olivia fergied whilst singing the latest Christina Aguilera song.'
by laylaMUFFIN September 03, 2007
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A female who looks moderately attractive from a distance, but upon further inspection resembles a man
Greg: "Hey check out that one near the bar"
Tom: "Yeh I'de do her"
Greg: "Go say Hi"
20 seconds later
Greg: "Is she keen"
Tom: "She's a Fergie"
Greg: "Oh... i hate that"
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To have anal sex with a woman while holding on to her humps, her humps, her lovely lady lumps. To put your junk in her trunk.
I fergied her 'til her eyes rolled up.
by Urban Observer April 25, 2007
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One who partakes in singing songs in which they are the main subject; egotistical.
That loser wouldn't stop talking about himself! He is SUCH a fergie.
by J-Don March 22, 2007
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Something awesome but ruined by one tragic flaw.
Fergie's awesome body is countered by Fergie's tragic face; thus her face is her Fergie.
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A female who looks moderately attractive from a distance, but upon further inspection resembles a man
Greg: "Hey check out that one near the bar"
Tom: "Yeh I'de do her"
Greg: "Go say Hi"
20 seconds later
Greg: "Is she keen"
Tom: "She's a Fergie"
Greg: "Oh... i hate that"
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An old, washed-up female vocalist who used to sing for the group Black-eyed Peas but now went solo. Her hit song is Fergalicious which basically can be described as Hi. I'm Fergie. I can spell third grade level words. I think I'm really hot but actually I'm ugly. Sometimes I work out. I also think every human male is in love with me but I'm not easy, sleazy or promiscuious.
Too bad you are Fergie.
Girl-Hey do you like Fergie?
Boy-No. She is washed-up and old. Plus she is nothing without the Black-Eyed Peas.
by XOdanaOX January 05, 2007
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