| 1. | Fergie-10 | ||
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A scale of measuring whether something is good or bad, 10 being the best while Fergie being the worst.
The Fergie being referred to is the former member of the Black Eyed Peas and now solo artist "That movie was so bad. On a scale of Fergie-10 i definitely give it a fergie"
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| 2. | Rambalicious | ||
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Being a long story teller with no particular point to the story. Like Fergalicious, only driving someone insane by mentally making them follow your story to no apparent end, for no apparent reason. Can include personal details that may be considered TMI by some standards. An adjective to describe someone or somethings' inappropriate excessiveness, particularly in speech. The combination of Ramble and Delicious. The ramble implying there is no end, and delicious because on the Fergie-10 scale, the delicious part (or point) is a Fergie. An almost seemingly constant rant about nothing you care about. Steve: So me and my mother were half way through our second meatball sandwich at subway when the change that I got from my 6" tuna on harvest cheddar was used next door at the food lion to buy a dr pepper that ended up exploding on me when I opened it like when I came all over your sister's face back when we dated. What karma.
Dave: I'm sorry, what? You lost me. Tom: This MF'er is rambalicious. |
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| 3. | Kids Incorperated | ||
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Kids Incorperated, also known as Kids Inc., was a television show that ran in the United States. It was a show oriented towards children in which a group of young people, ranging in ages from around 10 to 18, performed music together at a soda shop called "The Place". Each episode was strung together by a storyline that usually taught a lesson.
The show was the launching pad for a variety of careers, including Martika, Fergie, Mario Lopez, Shanice, Jennifer Love Hewitt and others. "Kids Incorperated was my favourite show as a kid!"
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| 4. | panic at the disco | ||
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An demonic 4-headed demon spawned by Pete Wentz created to pollute sound waves with there music, causing people's ears to bleed with "I write sins not tragedies" and there disguisting and insulting cover of the Smashing Pumpkin's "Tonight, Tonight"
Beware of this Panic at the disco, it is known to make you loose all interest in what music actually is and base everything on how cute the band members are. Along with Fergie, Mims, and The Ying Yang twins, it is said to bring forth a terrible time known as the music apocolypse, where all good music ceased to excist. The only known way to destroy it's evil power is to have their guitarist, Ryan Ross, replace Herman Li at a DragonForce concert and expecting Ryan to play as good as him. He will then slowly deteriorate and loose his mind, having to play actual notes, not just random power chords and reily on looking cute Poor little Penelope was only 10 when she was hypnotized by the demonic sound waves of the Panic At the disco. Soon, she started yelling cries of "OMG RYAN ROSS IS SOOO HOT!!!"
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| 5. | juicy | ||
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to be juicy u have to be a mix of gangster prep and scene kid.
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HAIR-choppy, skunk striped hair or at least 2 colors in your hair CLOTHES-shorts and skirts have 2 be SHORT, cant be past your finger tips. tight shirts. wear brands such as hollister, ecko united, abercombie and fitch and band t-shirts ect.. pants have to be SUPER TIGHT or really baggy wear lots of colored tight straight leg pants in colors like hot pink red blue green ect. wear a lot of hoodies. wear tennis shoes vans slip ons flip flops. tennis shoe brands like dc circa ecko jordins nike ect. SLANG- say stuff like "for realz?!?!" and "thats the shit" or "thats HAWT". when u say hi 2 people say stuff like "hey sexy" or "whatzup" or "heyyyyyyy" or "hey bitch" or "ay". when u say bye 2 people say stuff like "later" or "c-ya" or "byez". say stuff like "rad" or "OMG!" or "whoa" or "thats juicy" and when somebodys making a big deal of something just say "ok you dont need to make a big scene about it". always be tough and never back down and keep your head up and always be the life of the party u have to like stuff like little girl bows and dinosaurs and hello kitty and cutesy little girl stuff and u have to have a cool car. u must have a polka dot hair dryer. u have to have lots of friends on myspace and have lots of GOOD pictures. u have 2 have "the shit!" shoes. your hair has to be the BEST and must stick out of the croud. u have to wear eyeliner BUT NOT ALOT. your face has 2 be all one color so ... |
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