Fried and Fertilized 

How sluts/whores like their eggs.

Waiter: How would you like your eggs ma'am?
Girl : Fried and fertilized, thank you.
Waiter: ...

Fried and Fertilized by KewlCat101 January 15, 2011

Fertilized 

An awesome pickup line.

HEY BABY YA WANA GET FERTILIZED???

Fertilized by #Animals4life May 26, 2018

Fried or Fertilized 

A questions posed by the rap collective Turquoise Jeep in their song with the same name. The question asks whether the girl would like to eat breakfast, or have sex again.

"How you like your eggs girl, fried or fertilized?" -- Yung Humma

Fried or Fertilized by nessim99 February 23, 2011

fertilized 

how i like your eggs in the morning

hey baby, how do you like your eggs in the morning: scrambled, fried, or fertilized?

fertilized by Daniel Kilzi March 24, 2003

Fergelize 

The opposite of a synergy. It occurs when the sum of the individual items is greater than the whole.

Guy 1: If this acquisition of the local Denny's restaurants goes through, we'll see syngergies flying all over the place.

Guy 2: Denny's? Synergies? We work for Best Buy. If we buy Denny's that will completely fergelize the two companies.

Guy 1: But I sure love their grand slam breakfast.

Fergelize by T$$$$$$$$$$$$ March 26, 2010

fertilized human egg 

the new form of child pornography...

You can look at a friend's ultrasound or a picture of a fertilized human egg to see child pornography, you don't have to go to 4chan anymore!

aka zilf
Sumfight - "The story just introduces another word that will probably hit urbandictionary.com, ZILF. Zygote I'd Like to..."

fertilized human egg by spiker369 March 5, 2009

fergized 

to push a beautiful woman off of you in order to watch the
World Series of Poker or read a racing form

My wife is beautiful and kinky but I was fergized by my racing form.

fergized by Mr Miracle September 15, 2007