The act of being a cowardly uniformed terrible yeti, pretty much the gayest thing one can accomplish. The "gel" if you will of being a homo sexual
The drunk face that guy exhibits is quite fergel.
Fergul is an amute dwarf that lives inside your locker, it will hand you your books for your next lesson and take your books from the previous. A convenient and time efficient way to succeed in your schooling life!
"im running late for class and i cant remember where i put my maths text book!" says annabelle, "surely you have a fergel?" says jesse.