FERG is a word that is spelled and carefully pronounced as to not offend the gay community. It can be spelled either 'ferg' or 'furg', and is a branch-off from the word 'fag'.
The word fag is defined as "a homosexual person; a stupid person.'
The word 'ferg/furg' simply means dumbass, retard, douchebag, and stupid fuck, in nicer terms.
It is usually screamed at another person in such a way that it sounds like the word fag but there is really that underlying sound that makes it furg.
Person: Loook at my shoes! They GLOW!
Cool Person: God Kevin, you're such a FERG.
*Person Honks At Girls Walking Down Street*
Girls: LICK MY BALLS FERG!!!
the coolest and harriest person you'll ever meet. Someone who always gets the hottest chicks and fucks them all before anyone can get a hold of them. Someone who also has all the hook ups and shit you need.
"yo, that was cool."
"no, that was ferg."
"your such a pimp."
"yea, stop bein so ferg-like."
Pimp with the most
Damn you Ferg all the hoe's
to knock a woman out and have sex with her
That bitch wouldnt go down on me so i ferged her.
Verb- 1)To mess something up, to due something inconceivable
2)Passive- To get ferged: To be arrested, punished, or disciplined in some fashion for something outrageous you did.
3) To make a deposit in a cumdumpster.
See cumdumpster for more details.
"This is your warning. If i catch you doing this again I'll have to FERG you."
"Man you you really FERGED that up."
"Get a couple of beers in her and you can FERG her for sure."
Another word for how one presents them self. Originating from the famous pop artist, Fergie, also a step up from one's "swag". Mainly used by people who have realized that "swag" is an extremely over-used term.
Basically, with the same roots as swag, it is either a persons demeanor, or can also be used to state how much "ferg" a person really has.
Roy has incredible ferg, hes got women all over him!
Stevens ferg is off da chain!
An unreasonable purchase.
An unfair trade or deal.
Hey man, can you climb the roof to get that?
Ah man, I always get ferged like this
I will trade you my computer for your book.
Man, why you trying to ferg me?
UK Slang word for Farmer. The stereotype being one who says things such as "ooarrr" and talks about the weather, often chewing straw and having bailing twine wrapped around their waste to keep their trousers up.
"God I hate auction day, town becomes infested with those smelly old fergs"