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Sam Forded 

The term “Sam Forded” is a kind of male who prowls on innocent girls (usually blonde). To be Sam Forded is to be emotionally abused, tricked, lied to repetitively and hurt. It is a male who will push whatever limits he feels necessary to throw his dick into the freshest meat or the blondest bimbo who won’t question him that he can find. If this person sees a weakness, he will use it to his advantage. It is being tricked into believing he’s a decent individual. Legend has it that to this day, you may still see the original Sam Ford in local bars in the central California Coast area trying to take advantage of whomever he sees susceptible to his lies and abuse.
"I can't believe John would do this to me, he told me he'd only be with me!" "Darn girl, you got Sam Forded..."
Sam Forded by Crouchingtiger88 April 30, 2014
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The act of being so drunk that you can't hook up with a girl because you end up passing out.
Samantha tried to hook up with Andy last night but he was too Feyded so she just left.
Feyded by SwoleCity100 May 24, 2011
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Shided and farded and camed 

When you shid and fard and came your pants, this is the definition
Person 1: I SHIDED AND FARDED AND CAMED MY PANTS GEORGE
George: Hold my oatmeal
1. An action when someone eats your food without asking.
Omg. He just ferned that entire sandwich out of my hand.
Ferned by Pat Sajak III April 9, 2011
To be an alcoholic. or to just get drunk or be drunk.
Lets get Forded tonight.
Forded by LilTunechi90 May 2, 2011
A filler word that can be used as a verb, noun, or whatever you need it to be
How do you get this off? Ya know you just got to ferderk it around a little bit
ferderk by GuyInAHat February 27, 2015
Refers to the past tense act of doing a fart. Is used to show that the subject, whether the user themself, or an external person/object has qualities of mental deficiency. Is often used alongside the word shidded.
When a girl touched my dilly for the first time I shidded and farded
farded by yt:PaJeezy October 11, 2018