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The indefinable gooey mess mess that sometimes appears on the front of your car - usually road kill, kangeroos, dingos, badgers, really really big insects etc but occassionally remenants might contain a tiny gloved hand, dog collar or leg iron.. "Step to the front of the vehicle please, could you explain this fender food please, Sir?"
"Er.. a dog?" "Wearing a wristwatch?" "Haha er.. god made me do it!" |
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