a delusional hypocrite who sticks their head up their arse in the name of "equality"
She identified as a feminist, which is why she was opposed to a gender-neutral ideology.
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A chick who attended a college like Vassar or Hampshire where there are many lesbians. Interestingly, a feminist is not likely to be FEMININE. They don't wear makeup, they don't dress well, they don't shave their armpits nor do they shave their bush. They usually wear Birkenstocks and several layers of clothing. They are very averse to showing any of their skin. They will never get their hair done, often just pulling it back out their faces in an extremely uncreative and boring style. They don't workout to stay in shape because that would amount to acknowledging that looking good actually matters. Essentially a feminist is a woman who denies everything it means to be FEMININE. A feminist is in essence a self-denying woman hater who squelches the very greatest thing in this world, the beauty and sexiness of a real woman.
Ellie: Hey Hillary, I have a date Saturday. What should I do?
Hillary: Whatever you do, don't shave your bush. That's what this oppressive male dominated society wants. Being a feminist means never having have to say you're sorry. We're the victims.
by ITeachYou April 11, 2008

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1)a single female

Feminist: Men treat women like shit
Woman: Well you should leave him
Feminist: Leave who?

by The jive experience November 23, 2007

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A person who's born with a vagina but wishes they had a penis.
BOB: Hey look at that dyke over there!
STEVE: Oh, she's not a dyke she's a feminist.
BOB: Same thing! right?
STEVE: Oh yeah
FEMINIST: You should give respect to women.
BOB: Why? Don't you believe men are equal to women?
STEVE: You can't have it both ways, dyke...
by Kyle Samuelsson March 05, 2008

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Someone who believes social and economic privilege should not be extended, usually to men, purely on the basis of gender perceptions rather than on a basis of merit.

Such beliefs often cause recipients of such privilege, again usually men, to exhibit bizzare and hateful behaviors reminiscent of small and badly-behaved children.
Real definition of Feminism:
"Feminism is the radical notion that women are human beings"
-Cheris Kramerae, author of A Feminist Dictionary, 1996.

Reactionary slander:
"Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians"
-Rev. Pat Robertson,
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a woman on her period
you know how i know my broad is a feminist? she got into the tampons again
by Jew Kosher Crew December 24, 2006

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Someone who is conveniently absent on lifeboats.
Feminist: "Women should make the same money for the same position, even if we take more time off."

5 minutes later

Feminist: "Outta my way! Women and children first!"
by TheClutch October 11, 2013

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