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A person who holds that inequality exists between men and women, with women being treated as the inferior sex. American Feminists accomplished much in the 20th century, winning the write to vote, to work, and taking major steps towards total gender equality(we still aren't there, but the inequalities go both ways).

From it's very inception, there was bound to be problems down the road. If you have a ideology solely dedicated to solving the problems faced by one gender, it's going to ignore the problems faced by the opposite sex. For instance, child custody, prison sentences(women on average get 40% less prison time for equivalent crimes), cases of abuse(males being abused is seen as joke in american society), and divorce. Females in the USA hold a major edge over males in these areas, and yet I've never seen any feminists protests or even bring up any of these inequalities.

There still many places on earth where the term "patriarchy" would serve as an apt description of how women are treated. But when it comes to first world nations, especially the US, patriarchy just doesn't cut it.

One would think that any true feminist would focus on helping women in places where acid is thrown on a girl's face if she leaves home without her husband, instead of focusing on how the media "sexualizes" women, or how this movie portrays women as weak or that game portrays women as horny bimbos.

Just seems a bit silly to me.
Feminist 1: "This magazine portrays women nothing but fuck toys for the Patriarchy"

Feminist 2: " I would love to go protest the horrid living conditions of women in Iran, but that new movie came out that features a women who has sex a lot. It must be saying that all women are just sluts! We must stop the patriarchy from oppressing us!
by Spartacus 1244 January 17, 2013
 
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People who say they hate misogyny and chauvinism but are really just glorified misandrists who are the ultimate hypocrites, basically gender nazis.
derp feminist.
by herp derpington December 04, 2012
 
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someone who believes in equal rights for men and women,
i'm a girl and i have a feeling this'll never happen. if men and women were equal, guys would have permission to hit me right in the face and who wants that?

note: feminists and femiNAZIS are very different, just so you know.
example of feminist: myself, sort of
example of feminazi: warped minded, bra burning, hairy monster woman who screams at the smallest thing. see, Rosie O'Donnell.
by girl369x February 02, 2008
 
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A Feminist can be defined as a woman who is too functionally retarded(slow) to understand the the basic roles which have been biologically programmed into every mammal over the course of billions of years of evolutionary perfection. According to Feminists, nature is sexist and discriminatory towards women because evolution has given them the role of a nurturer instead of a provider(such as men). The most common cause of feminism is the lack of a strong father figure while growing up, which then leads to confusion in terms of their gender orientated roles(ie. father didn't directly provide for the child because mommy left him). Another cause for Feminism is social pressure, as Feminism has become the norm in most of North America and Europe. Due to this peer pressure, women who grew up in strong, healthy families are shunned by those who have grown up in broken families, until they too behave in such a manner (Misandric).

This leads to the great question: "Who is oppressing who?" could it be possible that women are oppressing their own gender?

The common Feminist can be misleading, especially the educated feminist who grew up in a privileged family(The hipster Feminist). While they wage war on men, they claim they want "equality".

Which leads to the next question: "In Western society, in which way is a female not equal to a man?".

Perhaps they are more privileged than men? Maybe they have huge social, political, legal, and financial advantages over men?
Gender orientated roles:

In all species of mammals, the female raises their offspring and feeds them breast milk, that's just their natural roles.

Lets look at wolves. Everybody loves wolves, right?

While the female is pregnant with it's offspring, she takes shelter in her den and rests while the male goes out to hunt for food and protect the den from outside threats, such as other wolves, raccoons, etc.

After the female has given birth, she stays with the pups for many months only leaving occasionally to drink water or hunt small pray such as mice, while the male continues to provide for the family and protect them.

Now we have women here(feminists), who believe these roles that have been biological programmed into every mammal is sexist, and they believe they can just change nature to their likings. They want to be exactly identical to men, if not superior(quite a few mentally + emotionally unstable womenfeminists have come up with very sadistic and twisted "solutions" for this "problem").
by the_mind_is_matter August 30, 2012
 
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A women that refuses to cook you some eggs
man-"Go cook me some eggs"
feminist-"NO go get a job"
by wildboy77 May 24, 2010
 
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A pseudo-intellectual who thinks the way to pursue equality is by taking sides rather than cooperating with all parties, hence why one does not proclaim to be an equalist or a humanist and what have you instead. One that is pointed out to them, they will have a strop and make all sorts of bizarre analogies to dismiss you.
Feminist: "Women should have equal rights too."
Equalist: "Why just women, don't you think everyone should be given equal treatment? There are laws that favour men than women, lets do something about that."
*petty squabble ensues*
by RailwayDemon October 27, 2013
 
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Someone who is conveniently absent on lifeboats.
Feminist: "Women should make the same money for the same position, even if we take more time off."

5 minutes later

Feminist: "Outta my way! Women and children first!"
by TheClutch October 11, 2013