A strong advocate of women's rights and equality. They preach the importance of women in this society, and their comtribution to the world. They also understand the handicap of bein a woman in a man's world, and how a women should be treated equally, as a man would.

Until the check comes.
Feminist: I'm a strong, proud woman and I am independent!
Waiter: Here's the check
Feminist: *silence*
Man: You were saying?
by Brian Leeon January 16, 2006

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A hormonaly disfigured woman that has a testosterone embalance resulting in an enlarged one sided camel toe extending half way down her inner thigh, often mistaken for a penis
a feminist is a woman who wears loose pants (usually cargo pants) to hide the disfigurement but to no sucess, the bulg patrudes from underneath the pant thus creating the impression she is packing more sausage than jimmy dean.
by superstan5 May 04, 2007

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A person who most usually is extremely paranoid about a male conspiracy to control women. More usual that not they are lesbians. They will only be happy when they have MORE rights than men(and actually they already do). Women only fight for "equal rights" about things that give them more rights. When was the last time you saw a women protesting about men getting much harsher sentences for beating their wife? A women can cry rape years after a consensual affair happens and the man will be arrested and charged(usually convicted). Feminists usually try to mask the real issues by claiming men want to control their bodies by making abortions illegal...yeah another human being really is part of their body right?
Last weekend I saw feminist protestors.
Of course they weren't wearing bras and were pretty unshaven and smelly. Hey if women like laying around in their own filth it's fine by me.
by Truth Speaker January 06, 2005

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A Feminist can be defined as a woman who is too functionally retarded(slow) to understand the the basic roles which have been biologically programmed into every mammal over the course of billions of years of evolutionary perfection. According to Feminists, nature is sexist and discriminatory towards women because evolution has given them the role of a nurturer instead of a provider(such as men). The most common cause of feminism is the lack of a strong father figure while growing up, which then leads to confusion in terms of their gender orientated roles(ie. father didn't directly provide for the child because mommy left him). Another cause for Feminism is social pressure, as Feminism has become the norm in most of North America and Europe. Due to this peer pressure, women who grew up in strong, healthy families are shunned by those who have grown up in broken families, until they too behave in such a manner (Misandric).

This leads to the great question: "Who is oppressing who?" could it be possible that women are oppressing their own gender?

The common Feminist can be misleading, especially the educated feminist who grew up in a privileged family(The hipster Feminist). While they wage war on men, they claim they want "equality".

Which leads to the next question: "In Western society, in which way is a female not equal to a man?".

Perhaps they are more privileged than men? Maybe they have huge social, political, legal, and financial advantages over men?
Gender orientated roles:

In all species of mammals, the female raises their offspring and feeds them breast milk, that's just their natural roles.

Lets look at wolves. Everybody loves wolves, right?

While the female is pregnant with it's offspring, she takes shelter in her den and rests while the male goes out to hunt for food and protect the den from outside threats, such as other wolves, raccoons, etc.

After the female has given birth, she stays with the pups for many months only leaving occasionally to drink water or hunt small pray such as mice, while the male continues to provide for the family and protect them.

Now we have women here(feminists), who believe these roles that have been biological programmed into every mammal is sexist, and they believe they can just change nature to their likings. They want to be exactly identical to men, if not superior(quite a few mentally + emotionally unstable womenfeminists have come up with very sadistic and twisted "solutions" for this "problem").
by the_mind_is_matter August 30, 2012

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another word for an extremely long pms rage against men
"if your really a feminist, then pay for your own drinks and entrance fee at a club. and pay for your shit on a date too."
by Pedro A January 26, 2008

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A supporter of the advancement of women. Like Sarah Palin, for example. Or maybe not because, apparently, Palin is not sufficiently on board with the misandrist, neo-Marxist caricature of itself that modern feminism has become.
Feminists support women so long as they are left wing nut jobs.
by Jane Prendergast September 14, 2008

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Flatchested bitch whose only goal in life is to find new things to complain about.
Hey feminist I got a joke for you. Why do women have boobs?
So you got something to look at when your talking to em. Which is why I dont talk to you.
by Peter Griffin January 17, 2005

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