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a whiny hag with sand in her vagina who lives alone with her two cats and can't afford to pay for meals.
if feminists demand equal pay then I demand they be included in future drafts as well as men are.
by CTMAN February 22, 2005
a politically correct term for "bitch". the only reason I say this is because feminists don't want to be equals with men they want to rule over them and want men to be their slaves
quit being such a feminist
by masculist July 28, 2009
what women call sexisim
Alice: You Sexist man pigs have ruled our country long enough

Fred: Thats Sexist

Alice: Wrong were feminist
by LoudlyLaughingLizardsLOL July 22, 2008
A self-worshipping group of womEn (not womYn) who claim that they want equal rights, and then later on change their minds when they realize that it means that they will no longer be catered to and be given special consideration just because of their gender. They say they want equal treatment but they don't because if they did, they wouldn't complain about being held to the same standards as men are.
Feminist: Hi! My name is Betty Bitchalot and I'm a feminist! I want you to compliment me at all times for what a great job I do at everything, give me less labor intensive work to do than you but get paid the same or even more, give me every sort of special consideration in the book, and at the same time I want you to feel sorry for me because I'm such a victim! I know deep down though that I'm not really all that helpless, though, becuase all I have to do is accuse someone of sexual harrasment and they will be fired. But please don't let that stop you from thinking that I'm worthy of your constant praise and attention.
by D-Shiznit July 10, 2006
can be either of the two:

1. a rational-thinking woman who just wants women to be treated equally among men; you will not see many on CNN or MSNBC

2. A sexist hag who wants men castrated and made untouchables, the kind who wants women to rule the world. Also see lesbian although lesbians don't necessarily have to be feminists.
by Alex August 21, 2003
A supporter of the advancement of women. Like Sarah Palin, for example. Or maybe not because, apparently, Palin is not sufficiently on board with the misandrist, neo-Marxist caricature of itself that modern feminism has become.
Feminists support women so long as they are left wing nut jobs.
by Jane Prendergast September 14, 2008
Women or men who believe that women should be treated equally as men. The problem with that, is it usually ends there - that is, feminists wouldn't give a fuck about it being the other way around (men being equally treated as women) to add to that, it usually isn't about having equality, its about having MORE. Also, if equal treatment is requested, then apparently feminists want to pay the bill and open the door for a man now. Oh wait, they probably don't - its equal, yet unequal treatment I guess. Makes plenty of sense.
Now, to address the stupid people who have a problem with the image of women on televison... GET OVER IT. For starters, and this is a big thing, the woman accepted the job to be on the show or commercial that portrayed her as the steryotypical houswife! What the hell! So, why don't you go down and attack her for doing that? And there is an entry about feminism by an author called "lick_it_bitch" who complains that tv sitcoms use skinny, beautiful women to be companions of fat, ugly men... and the tv shows that she lists to give examples of this are: "the drew carey show, family guy, the simpsons"... WHAT THE FUCK?!? TWO OF THOSE ARE FUCKING CARTOONS AND THE OTHER ONE IS THE FUCKING DREW CAREY SHOW SHIT!
And another problem I have with feminists is the fact that they seem to think that women should be treated equal simply because they're women. Nope. Doesn't work that way pal. If some womans a stuck up pompas ass bitch, no one should f@#$ing respect her simply because she's a woman.
Okay.... this is for people like (these are the usernames of people that have submitted entries) "Lick_it_bitch" and "unachicafantastica" as well as the rest of those extreme feminists. Go fuck yourselves, its because people like you that women (one of the most beautiful things on this planet) are being oppressed and even hated. And the last thing I would like to address - lick it bitch says (among a list of things that she disapproves of) "when its no longer legal to create or sell pornography showing a woman be violently raped" you are a fucking moron really... ITS FUCKING PORN! IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR GOOD OL FASHION FAMILY FUN DON'T FUCKING LOOK FOR IT IN A PORNO YOU ASSWIPE. Shit...
Most feminists drive me effing insane
by seemethenbitch August 26, 2007