Guy: "You got femen in my peanut butter."
Flatulent party Guest: "No, you got peanut butter in my femen!"
Beautiful Bridesmaid: "Wait, you're BOTH right!"
Poor Woman: "Of all the things that keep me up at night, femen is definitely the stickiest."
Femen are passive aggressive, but will never engage in a physical conflict. A feman would urinate in someone's living room during a party, but when confronted would apologize and do anything to avoid a physical altercation.
When Justin Timerlake got Punk'd he was a total Feman. He just let the IRS guys break his stuff and started crying.