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1. A girl
2. Not of the male gender
Dude#1: Hey, look, there's that girl Maria!
Dude#2: That's a female?!?
by SakuraSaku March 24, 2007
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Most definately the finest thing ever created
Gosh that female with the brunette hair is stunning
by Nikki_x September 05, 2006
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Iron Man.
"Fe" is the element name for iron on the Periodic Table of Elements.
"Male" is a man.
Thus, put together "Fe" and "male" and you get "Female".
Put together "Iron" and "man" and you get "Ironman".
Dude 1: Man, I hooked up with this amazingly FINE female last night.
Dude 2: *crying* ... Man I thought what we had was special!
Dude 3: *walks by* ಠ_ಠ
by Teehee26 July 30, 2011
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Meaning no or without nuts. Not wanting nuts on something.
Dude 1: I like to get the female Midnight Madness at Jerry's Deli.
Dude 2: What do you mean?
Dude 1: I don't want nuts on it.
by the-moyni May 30, 2009
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one who understands the power of ice cream and fast food.
look at that female she's got ice cream and fast food she knows the power and happiness they bring
by lalalalaelmosworld January 14, 2010
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lucky bastards who get more and better orgasms than men!
Guy: "Why can't we all be female so we can have non-stop pleasure?"
Other guy: "Damn that y chromosome!"
by liakias December 12, 2008
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guy 1: that female is not that hot
guy 2: doesnt matter shes just a life support system for what really matters
by skDZ September 04, 2008
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