There are some differences between males and females.
1. Females have smaller brains
2. Females are more annoying
3. Females have a vagina and breasts
4. Females cannot play sports, except tennis and soccer
5. Females are good at sex, unless they are fat
6. Females always think they weigh too much
7. If a female is black, it should die
8. If a female is smart, it are a witch
9. Females must cook your meals if you are in a relationship
10. Females can be used as a male's slave
Male - Female! Get me a beer and cook me dinner!
Female - Yes, masta.
Male - Gimme that food!
Female - Ok.
Male - Now bend over so I can poke your tiny brain with my dick through your mouth!
Female - Yessa!
Most definately the finest thing ever created
Gosh that female with the brunette hair is stunning
1. A girl
2. Not of the male gender
Dude#1: Hey, look, there's that girl Maria!
Dude#2: That's a female?!?
Other words relating to the human species are woman, girl, lady etc.more...
Clearly there are some men on here have some kind of weird problem with women, shown by the warped and generally psychologically imbalanced statements below.
I'd just like to say I have nothing against men at all before I start addressing what has been said.
1. I know all that crap some guy wrote below about being female is a birth defect is just some kind of bitter, irrational and unfounded metaphor but I might as well address it as if it were meant truthfully. Let me point out that all embryos start off as female, and it is actually the Y chromosone that later on turns any male babies male that could be perceived as a 'defect' (even though in reality neither are), as it is only half the size of the second X chromosone of its female counterparts, and it is the cause of haemophilia in males as they can be missing the blood clotting gene in the missing part of the chromosone, whilst females cannot get this condition as they have two full XX chromosones.
2. One of the disturbed individuals below said that women are less intelligent due to having smaller brains than men. Well, if you did any kind of science you would know that in humans brain size is not related to intelligence, men merely have bigger brains as their bodies are proportionately larger. This has also been shown by the fact that sufferers of the condition microencephaly (a condition where the patient's brain is far smaller than normal)...
lucky bastards who get more and better orgasms than men!
Guy: "Why can't we all be female so we can have non-stop pleasure?"
Other guy: "Damn that y chromosome!"
1)n.- The opposite of male in any species on earth, usually the reproductive member of the species, except in seahorses, coming in a variety of classes from cherished partner to ankle.
2)n.- The only match to the male human that constitutes a heterosexual relationship,
Women, can't live with them, can't have a heterosexual relationship without them.
Meaning no or without nuts. Not wanting nuts on something.
Dude 1: I like to get the female Midnight Madness at Jerry's Deli.
Dude 2: What do you mean?
Dude 1: I don't want nuts on it.
one who understands the power of ice cream and fast food.
look at that female she's got ice cream and fast food she knows the power and happiness they bring