A 40's plus female lifetime smoker who coughs all the time, has a raspy voice, and is typically thinning and prematurely wrinkled.

In ancient mythology, she was the "Queen Bee Goddess" and she looked after all women. She is a strong, confident female who posseses great leadership skills. Usually popular, a Melissa creates the strongest bonds with only a select few who she deems worth her time. And her time is precious indeed. With her stunning beauty and sing-song voice, a Melissa knows how to captivate her audience. A Melissa is a true friend and a passionate lover. She is loyal to the end. Once you date a Melissa, all other women seem dull and lifeless. With her passion and ambition, a Melissa can do anything she puts her mind to

Female name that usually belongs to women who are ubundently blessed in the boobage area. Very outgoing and friendly. Loud, but in a good way. They are driven and passionate and aren't afraid to voice the thoughts that they have.
Love to cuddle. Love to hug.
Very good with their use of sarcasm and humour. And very specific about grammar.
Is an excelant brusher of teeth. That's for sure.

An unwritten yet powerful law governing the lifestyle choices of domesticated adult males. The law automatically goes into effect following the appearance of the first offspring and it immediately supercedes the "Bros Before Hoes" ordinance (if said regulation has not already been ruled unconstitutional by the ranking female domestic partner). The law is often invoked by disapproving mother-in-laws, with a chiding tone of voice and the words "family first" (and sometimes accompanied by a finger wag).

Depending on tribal customs and which side of the bed local authorities got up on, the law may dramatically reduce or outright prohibit a broad variety of activities including: shooting hoops, watching the game, fishing trips, gaming binges, nights out with the boys, poker nights, ultra violent action movie nights, getting drunk and ogling women way out of your league nights... The list goes on.

The true impact of the law is felt not just by the adult male (i.e. "father"), but also indirectly by the man's best bros, extended friends, co-workers, and the many merchants and facilitators that typically service "the boys" when they go out. In recent years many (men) have cited the negative impact of the law on local economies but, unlike the exhaustive research behind the "Bros Before Hoes" legislation, those subject to "Broods Before Dudes" are generally to exhausted by the end of the day to argue, much less do an economic impact analysis.

See also:

(1)Also known as Felicious, commonly referred to females who have the ability to give you an erection just by their cute smile or their sexy voice

(2)A combination of the name Felicia and the word delicious

(3)A female with the ability to keep you in an everlasting love spell even if you were a complete manwhore

(4)A female with no imperfections

(5)The action of a perfect delicious woman riding on a man's face

She thinks that she can sing when actually she has a horrible voice. She has a voice which can neither be classified as a male's or female's. She thinks she can dancebut someone needs to tell her that stripping on stage and pole dancing is not called dancing. She wrote 7 things she doesn't like about Nick. I bet Nick can write 10000 things he doesn't like about her. AndSHE IS A SLUT who should control her freaking WHOREmones.

As of now, Justin Drew Bieber (Originally Justine Adrianna Bieber) is an 18 year old female pop singer. In the past, many had issues against her voice being too high and goddamn annoying as hell, and the fact that she was a trans. As a result of this, to please her fans, Justin had vocal surgery to deepen her voice, a sexchange, changed her name, and cut her hair in an attempt to seem more masculine. She also asked her celebrity friend, Selena Gomez, to fake being her girlfriend, in order to make the whole thing more convincing. She has gotten tattoos to seem tough as a real man should, but viral videos have been out, displaying her crying her ass off while receiving them. There are rumors circulating that she is Canada's secret weapon against the United States in a War of Music. Apparently, the United States has used Miley Cyrus and, more recently, Rebecca Black as retaliation, but while those two are no longer very popular, Justine continues to grow stronger each day.