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15.
Fe·ma ('fE-mä)n 1: a steaming pile of feces 2: a U.S. government agency used to cause chaos in any emergency situation 3: mother of all clusterfucks
George W. Bush femarized the nation once again with his femarated decision to appoint a failed horse show manager to run FEMA.
by Cynical C September 07, 2005
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1.
Failure to Effectively Manage Anything
Fema is clueless - There are people in the convention center?
by Big G Dawg September 11, 2005
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2.
According to Huey from the Boondocks, the leading cause of death among black people.
"Nigga moments" are the biggest killer of young black males, right behind pork chops and FEMA.
by knowsHowToUseEm January 02, 2006
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3.
FEMA Federal Emergency Management Agency

Otherwise known to me as:

FEMA Forget Everyone, Mission Accomplished

Drove my Chevy to the Levy but the Levy was dry. Why? because FEMA came in and said things were A-OK.

"Forget Everyone, Mission Accomplished"
by Morenita Chinita April 02, 2007
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4.
Fix Everything My Ass!
When your area becomes devastated, don't expect FEMA to know what to do.
by Victim2005 October 13, 2005
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5.
FEMA stands for:
F-uck
E-very
M-inority
A-merican
Example? Just watch the news and see how much fema fucked up in N.O!!
by at September 23, 2005
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6.
Fucksup Every Major Assignment
If a disaster is bad you can count on FEMA to make it worse.
by G. TYSON March 25, 2007
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7.
the people who took so damn long just to help those in need of a certain hurricane that we are all too familiar with. partly George W. Bush's fault as well.
Congratulations FEMA, more than half of the Crescent City is underwater and people there are dying as we speak. what dumb@$$es.
by woobie October 10, 2005
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