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The mullet on a female, usually a bull-dyke lesbian (aka lumberjack lesbian).

Further defined as "Women's Lib. in the front, house-wife in the back." - Kozar
My ex-girlfriend will most likely have a fem-mullet by then end of this year.
by Kozar April 10, 2005
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Mullet on a female, not nearly as cool as a mullet, but what's a female supposed to do?
Or, fullet
Thats why I dont have a mullet, cuz fem-mullets just aren't worth it :-(
by mullets rock June 07, 2003
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10" high plush doll.

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